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Fortnite

A video game made for male virgins and twelve year olds, with females being a rare sighting there. It is highly popular, and probably a fad, just like the dab and fidget spinners. It also has had one of the biggest cultural impacts since Minecraft.
"Good god, I can't go 30 seconds without hearing about Fortnite!"
"Yeah, everyone think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread."
by QueenOfTheFireflies May 11, 2019
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The perfect game for yo mans it will keep him at home he won’t be on his phone texting some hoe you ain’t gotta worry bout him leavin’ no where with his homies or what he’s doing while he’s out just sit yo ass there and watch him play and then give him some head when he get that dub cause you know he worked hard for that shit he needs it.
Ayo bro tryna come to the club? Nah Im playin’ fortnite and hangin with my girl
by OffWhite3 May 11, 2018
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A video game only virgins and lonely dudes play.
“hey, wanna play fortnite?”
“No, I’m going to get my dick wet
by cucklord213 May 5, 2018
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It’s a shooting game is popular and everyone doesn’t shut the fuck up about seriously like shut the fuck it’s dying
I hate Fortnite it’s garbage
by XxxBeastMode June 25, 2019
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This game is very bad do not play for more than 2 hours or else you will get severe brain damage
Mom: Time to get off the PlayStation you've been playing Fortnite for 3 hours
son:*Silent
Mom: Someone call an ambulance
by DoctorColesminion123 November 4, 2019
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A recently discovered type of abdominal cancer that by stage 2 hijacks the nervous system by attaching itself to the spine and releasing specific euphoric chemicals produced by cell degeneration. it's usually caused by prolonged exposure to what's called "digital aids" which describes stuff like tiktok, vine compilations, and a plethora of different "influencers". some symptoms of this type of cancer include:
stage 1) addiction, and pain to the stomach region
stage 2) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured tissue surrounding the tumor, and mild seizures
stage 3) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, gender dysphoria, and seizures
stage 4) heavy addiction, immense pain, migraines, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, leaking of stomach acid, gender dysphoria, heavy seizures, and eventual organ failure.
the seizures caused by this disease can often be mistaken for obnoxious dancing.
this disease is spreading fast, and is quickly becoming an epidemic. spread the word, donate to the research into it. if we keep fighting, may be victorious.
"fortnite is an epidemic that's threatening our continued existed"
by anonymous November 12, 2019
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A dead pile of shit to any over the age of 11
Jimmy why in the fuck are you playing fortnite get of that dead shit now
by AUG u wot m8 July 8, 2019
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