Boston Punk Zombies

Undercover police who do a terrible job trying to poseur their way into a "scene" to stop an imagined scourge of victimless non-crime.

The origin comes from a risible email exchange in March of 2013.

We just talked with those dudes outside whining to find "the awesome party." Total Boston Punk Zombies. Let's give 'em the address of a Dunkin' Donuts in Allston.

by Non-hipster Q March 29, 2013

Boston Chin Scratch

A few days after shaving your nuts, when the stubble has started growing back in, you drag them across the face of a consenting partner

Yeah I gave her a Boston Chin Scratch and she won't stop calling me!

by Loopview April 17, 2021

boston beaner steamer

Receiving a blowjob while having diarrhea

I had wicked shit the other day and my old lady came in and give me a Boston beaner steamer

by Eddie semper fi November 25, 2015

Boston Creme Pie

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, then proceeds to eat her out.

Alex: Hey dude, want a Boston Creme Pie.
Brian: Sure, dude.
Alex: Go ahead I just finished banging Ashley.

by Akira Moon February 19, 2009

Boston Chili Dog

Shitting on a girls tits, and then titty fucking the shit out of her.

I think the waiter was hitting on my wife when he said there was a special on the Boston Chili Dog and that shed have to go to the back to get it..

by mauricedashit December 29, 2009

Boston Baked Beans

To place your testicles inside a womans ass and then remove them after they have become brown and place them in her mouth.

I gave Susan a nice helping of Boston Baked Beans last night after dinner. I hope that bitch can keep the Bush's secret family recipe

by Steven Hawking and Carl Sagan December 24, 2008

Boston Legal marriage

A non-sexual marital arrangement between two heterosexual ("straight") men

Alan Shore and Denny Crane, characters on the ABC television series "Boston Legal," married each other in the series finale in what could only be called a "Boston Legal marriage."

by Qlark Qriffith December 18, 2008