Noah’s Foot

Has the biggest shlong imaginable. HE WILL LITERALLY READ YOUR MIND AND FUCK YOUR FAMILY IN A MATTER OF SECOND WITH HIS 94 FOOT PENIS.

Dude 1: Yo is that Noah’s Foot?
Dude 2: Yeah he can’t walk with that massive cock.

by Noah’s Left Middle Toe October 17, 2020

leg-foot

The quality of a seamless transition between leg and foot, usually marked by even coloring and a seemingly impossible lack of seems between pants and shoe. Not to be confused with cankles.

"Hey baby, I just wanted to let you know, you have really nice leg-foot."

by makinwordsdrunkk April 13, 2008

Snicker Foot

1. occurs when one steps in a large pile of poop and most of the log sticks to the bottom of the foot or shoe.

2. when a child rubs their candy bar on the bottom of their bare feet to prevent other children from stealing it.

1. Thanks to the neighbors dog, I got the worst snicker foot when I was mowing their lawn.

2. Don't eat Johnny's candy! I saw him snicker foot it!

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Foot Cream

Semen that is kept in a jar to be rubbed on the feet at a later time.

“What’s that smell”
“It’s my new foot cream”

by Yeet69deeznutz March 18, 2019

Foot period

Noun - when your ingrown toenail is so ingrown that it bleeds

Baby i want foot pics
cant i have a foot period

by pokojoke12 June 1, 2023

beaver foot

the rotten fungal odor of a woman's vagina, similar to the smell of 'athletes foot'.

I was with this beautiful girl last night, she had beaver foot , so I left.

by hand of crazyhorse July 3, 2011

rung foot

The pain in the arch of your feet after being on a ladder all day.

Construction worker: I've got mad rung foot today from working on siding.

by capnvader July 30, 2015