Mud Flapping

Turning on the bidet as you begin to defecate, as apposed to afterwards.

Yo! I accidentally turned on the bidet too early. Guess Im going Mud Flapping

by Gary Inc. December 22, 2020

Flip-flap

The sound a fish makes when it swims.

the fish made a flip-flap sound when he swam

by ackwack February 4, 2021

kebab flaps

The fanny flaps of a women that originated from the region of turkey

see that lady, bet she has kebab flaps

by Your dads mankini(finlay) February 5, 2021

Flap-jacking

Flatulence while sitting on the floor of a shower.

After a combination of Indian food and a long night, Susan often finds herself the next dat flap-jacking during her morning shower.

by Professor Know-A-Lotta March 9, 2021

Flap yoghurt

Flap yoghurt - a creamy white vaginal discharge akin to dilute cottage cheese?

When I tried to eat her out the stench of her flap yoghurt was overwhelming.

by The haggis Fister April 18, 2021

Leaky Flap

(Noun)The Wettest, most juiciest, god-sent, delectable pussy you have ever had.

Eric: Bro that girl had a Leaky Flap.

Tim: Say on god?
Eric: on god.

by smelleass August 21, 2022

Dunkin’ Flaps

When you squat until your labia are submerged in a bowl, cup (from KFC or Wendy’s), or barrel (for the flap dunkin connoisseurs) of mashed potatoes.

Jessica M. filled her step dad’s pool with mashed potatoes so the entire town can partake in the Dunkin’ Flaps party.

I woke up this morning to the lovely scent of garlic mashed potatoes in the air. You can imagine my disappointment when I came down to see Jessica squatting on the kitchen table, dunkin flaps.

by Dickintaters October 29, 2022