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baking fool

A person, usually a coworker, who continually brings homemade baked goods to share as a gesture of supposed kindness. In reality it is not a selfless act at all but an excuse to:
1) show off their culinary skills and garner praise
2) tempt coworkers who are attempting weight loss
3) remove said baked goods from their own home environment thus removing temptation of singular consumption in it's entirety
Brent: Man, you are so lucky to work with Pam! She brings homemade cookies almost everyday!
Todd: Not really- she's only doing it to save herself from eating them all; and she knows I'm trying to lose weight. She's a baking fool.
by Pamann December 16, 2011
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fool's green

the act of putting a layer of fresh green weed on top of an already-hit bowl, giving someone the impression that they're hitting the green
"I swear I just saw brandon sprinkle green on that bowl he's smoking, then hand it to me and said I had green"

"Yeah bro he gave you that fool's green"
by Kabussy April 12, 2023
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Fool's Gold

When you submit something to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors turn down your word.
Kit Fisto: I had the best idea last night and tried to put it up on Urban Dicktionary but was turned down.
Face Fuck Whirly Pool: Hey man they run a business and can't just have late night weirdos like you get away with posting fool's gold all over their websiter
by mithoples March 7, 2018
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Fool

Steven Osores
Steven Osores is a fool
by Smiley_Panda June 5, 2018
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Fools Gold

Gold road's sure a long road
Winds on through the hills for fifteen days
The pack on my back is aching
The straps seem to cut me like a knife
Gold road's sure a long road
Winds on through the hills for fifteen days
The pack on my back is aching
The straps seem to cut me like a knife
I'm no clown, I won't back down, don't need you to tell me what's going down
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down
I'm standing alone, I'm watching you all, I'm seeing you sinking
I'm standing alone, you're weighing the gold, I'm watching you sinking
Fool's gold
These boots weren't made for walking
The marquis de sade never made no boots like these
Gold's just around the corner
Breakdown's coming up round the bend
Sometimes you have to try to get along dear
I know the truth and I know what you're thinking
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down
I'm standing alone, I'm watching you all, I'm seeing you sinking
I'm standing alone, you're weighing the gold, I'm watching you sinking
Fools Gold
by Death Menace February 11, 2023
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Jive Fool

Somebody who says or does something irritable, untrustworthy, dishonest, selfish or foolish.
Jane: "Where's the Pepsi I bought for myself yesterday?"

John: "I saw Michael drinking it."

Jae: "Ugh! That motherfucker has always been a jive fool. AND I told him it was mine!"
by african american studies March 19, 2025
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Dancing Fool

Dancing Fool is a Troll Tactic in chat wherein you change your position with every post
Don't discuss evidence counter to your position

Avoid examining or discussing evidence counter to your position. This

is especially effective when combined with Dancing Fool,

wherein you change your position with every post.
by Perry_Lane August 15, 2016
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