Fielding

The art of being able to creatively dodge people hitting on you by saying something inadvertently insulting, charming, funny, or by ignoring a person's comment completely and continuing on in one's conversation both by adding uncomfortable circumstance and awkward response to any situation. To turn down a person by using the same low key style innuendo that was used to hit on someone. Rude and funny response to someone hitting on you as if to shoot them down but also completely brush off their attempts as if it didn't even occur. To creatively and inadvertently destroy someone's hope of being with you by nonchalantly ripping their soul out and continuing convo like nothing ever was said.
Luna was the fielding champion of 2017 everytime Jerry would hit on her, he responses were as good as kicking him in his balls and continuing on with the conversation leaving him confused, insulted but also strangely baffled at how he couldn't take offense to what she was saying or treat her wrong.

Ex 2. Hahaha she just fielded that nigguh
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The most amazing man in the entire world. He is strong and brave. You can always count on him to be there when you need him. He'll love you for who you are and you can trust him to always be honest with you. He's one of a kind.
Allison: "James Kionne Fields Pittman, you're the best boyfriend ever!"
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fielding error

This is something that does not exist while the Hawks are at bat. Because they do not exist all batted balls are considered hits.
Shouldn't that be a fielding error because she threw the ball 15 feet over the first baseman's head?
Nope thats 100% a single.

Shouldn't that be a fielding error because the ball went through the third basemen's legs?
nope I think the sun got in her eyes
by Press box May 1, 2011
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Jolie Field

Omg, your so Jolie Field.
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Field effect

The effect in which one can use long distances or obstacles to deter passerbyes from starting a conflict when engaging in activities that said passing people may find unpleasent or "wrong". The field effect also allows for an unobstructed 360 degree view to allow for the spotting of police long before they are close enough to apprehend you.
The field effect allows for the smoking of cannabis in the middle of a field knowing that noone will walk all the way across the field to confront you.
by Monty The White January 1, 2011
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realty distortion field

A field property financially ignorant, selling property owners emit.
Dr. Crom paid $200,000 on a house where the windows do not even meet the walls in South Park. Realty distortion field detected.
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Morphogenetic Field

A concept from the Zero Escape series that can best be described as the semi imaginary place where you can pass information to someone else if you're an esper... Or pass the info through time... Or time travel... Or literally jump timelines.

Also it is sorta like the collective unconscious but different. It's weird.
Akane: Junpei, do you know about the Morphogenetic Field?

Junpei: ............................What?
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