Fake Fuck Fest

Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.

I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.

by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018

Nose fest

Spotting a lot of people wearing a face mask without covering their nose.

I went to the supermarket today and it was a real nose fest among employees.

by Reschk September 17, 2020

Fest

Someone is obese and retarded

Lmao look at that fatass over there what fest!

by Qwos August 11, 2022

Zest Fest

A group of niggas who act gay with eachother.

It's a whole zest fest in here!

by R0achess April 8, 2023

Sped Fest

A derogatory term that defines a large group or collection of people who may lack common knowledge, or are in special education.

Bob: "Have you seen the new presidential candidates for this year?"
Joe: "Yeah, its a Sped Fest."

Teacher: "This year's class is such a Sped Fest."

by 1/3ofShockPriestessAKAdabumbum January 10, 2024

prescribe fest

to have multiple people gathering for secual encounters; orgy, fucking everyone.

prescribe fests are the shit

by larrisa24 December 19, 2014

Black man killing fest

A festival that involves black men who are killing random stuff. Also, white people are allowed. Chicago is another word for it. Most of th time it has no meaning and is said out of the blue.

Trevon: “black man killing fest”
Greg: “lol what the fuck does that mean”
Trevon: “it doesn’t.”

by FreeRangeLemon June 6, 2018