Family Guy

I love Family Guy it's anti-feminism

Man: Hey wife how was your first day at work as a CEO??
Woman: It was bad, i suck at it
Man: Naturally, you're a woman!
Woman: HAHA! Oh well.!¿&÷£

Funny stuff, family guy

by A Female CEO August 20, 2017

Host Family

A Host Family is typically an amazing group of interesting people willing to accept strangers into their lifes in order to profit with hilarious laughs, funny insiders and new learned knowledge about other cultures.

A: We are going to be a Host Family next year.
B: That´s awesome! I hope it´ll be awesome!

by GifMeUrCookie May 6, 2018

herps family

The ultimate happy family that will yeet any negativity out the window.

I wish I was part of the herps family. They’re the coolest kids I’ve ever seen.

by a happy herp February 3, 2020

family celebrity

The family member who everyone seems to gravitate towards and is given many different opportunities because of the people he knows. Often sets usually difficult expectations for the rest of the family, making them resentful and afraid of judgement.

Random girl: Hey, have you seen -family celebrity name-? I need their help with this project...

You: No, I haven't seen them. But I can probably help.

Random girl: I'm sorry, but I really need -family celebrity name- to take a look at it.

You: It's okay. They're the "family celebrity" for a reason I guess.

by SpecialistoftheStrange March 29, 2020

Fortune family

Is what happens when a pussy snorts so much cum that he honestly believes he has loyal followers. Also searches sex offenders databases for dates.

That guy must be fortune family material. I feel bad for that child.

by Silverbackbear April 25, 2020

Family of Simmons

A family of simmons is a pot of mystery gumbo. Not a popular selection but you like it, youre part of it And that means part of the shit. The bitchy aunts, the drunk dads and the giant uncle with an off danty Nick name like tiny, some one just got out jail but "didn't do it" cause you know how it is. On the out side its a close knited community of family and friends but in reality theyre glued together and killing each other. Crazy kids that eat fire probably in just diaper with a 5 oclock dirt shadow. And that one weird pot head aunt you like but never undstand.

If you see a family of simmons turn and run

by Beckybitchjames March 7, 2020

Willis Family

This will be the best family you'll ever meet, so kind and caring .Well you cant really say that these type of people do bad in school . The girls are goodie toushous but struggle

OMDZZZZZ its the willis family im hard

by Winsywilis May 5, 2020