A person or couple previously interesting and good conversationalists who now that they have children talk about nothing other than everything their children do no matter how mundane and are utterly oblivious to the fact that they now bore the shit out of everyone.
Mary (Mother) "You should see Caitlin and Ashley play with their new little brother it's so sweet"
John (Father) "When he sneezed yesterday, Ashley actually got a tissue and wiped his nose"
Mary "Caitlin has started playing on the piano as well, we'll have to think about lessons soon"
Alex (Friend) Will you two change the fucking subject, you're way too family smug.
John (Father) "When he sneezed yesterday, Ashley actually got a tissue and wiped his nose"
Mary "Caitlin has started playing on the piano as well, we'll have to think about lessons soon"
Alex (Friend) Will you two change the fucking subject, you're way too family smug.
by tincopper September 26, 2010
A family separated in different parts of the world that are nosy ass bitches that want to know everything about your life.
The pares family is as metio as it gets!
by Vegan June 11, 2021
SPN HATERRR: I hate your stinkin show it’s so stupid and it’s fans are ugly
SPN FAMILY: DONT SAY THAT *violently strokes cock charging attack* WE ARE THE BEST
SPN HATER: What are you doing with that fat cock *mouth opens widely*
SPN FAMILY: Take this SPN HATER *jumps on SPN HATERS face smacking his colossal cock across his face and deep throating it*
SPN HATER: ggghhhhgahhaahahh *choking sounds*
SPN FAMILY: IM BOUT TO BUSSSSSSST *semen splicer explodes* choke on my generational family!!!!
SPN HATER: I’m so sorry I won’t disrespect you daddy
SPN FAMILY: DONT SAY THAT *violently strokes cock charging attack* WE ARE THE BEST
SPN HATER: What are you doing with that fat cock *mouth opens widely*
SPN FAMILY: Take this SPN HATER *jumps on SPN HATERS face smacking his colossal cock across his face and deep throating it*
SPN HATER: ggghhhhgahhaahahh *choking sounds*
SPN FAMILY: IM BOUT TO BUSSSSSSST *semen splicer explodes* choke on my generational family!!!!
SPN HATER: I’m so sorry I won’t disrespect you daddy
by Cof is number one spnfam fan August 21, 2022
When you spend about 1 hour with your family so you don't feel guilty about using the computer/TV/video game console all day nonstop.
by Christopher Crunchy October 09, 2010
A family of simmons is a pot of mystery gumbo. Not a popular selection but you like it, youre part of it And that means part of the shit. The bitchy aunts, the drunk dads and the giant uncle with an off danty Nick name like tiny, some one just got out jail but "didn't do it" cause you know how it is. On the out side its a close knited community of family and friends but in reality theyre glued together and killing each other. Crazy kids that eat fire probably in just diaper with a 5 oclock dirt shadow. And that one weird pot head aunt you like but never undstand.
by Beckybitchjames March 08, 2020
A family of all gods. They are the most feared on earth. Do not challenge them they will tear you into shreds than use you as a topping to their meal on their great feast. The ordy family is horrifying do not attempt to diss them, that's suicide...
by HORDY.x July 13, 2023
by Spitting November 10, 2021