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fps

a film statistic for "fucks per second," referring to the number of times fuck is said in a movie per second. Currently, no movie holds a score of over 1.
Did you see Nil By Mouth? it has the highest fps of any real movie ever!
by Jesus Bjornugson January 13, 2010
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Windows FP

Windows FP (aka: Windows Fisher Price), is the successor to Windows 2000.

Also known as 'Windows XP'. This was the last stand of a dying corporation to save itself, from itself. The interface was designed by the team who delivered the Apple Macintosh almost twenty years earlier, but is neither as stable, nor as easy to use.

Windows FP was seen by many as an attempt to make the Windows OS more Mac-like. However, with a GUI incapable of smooth transitions, the results appear more like melted-candy corn than the inimitable Mac OS X that it tries so hard to be.

Visual cues apparently have been taken from the local kindergarden. Everything is either big, lurid, or unnecessary (sometimes all three). Plagued with problems throughout, it's party-piece was it's ability to crash all by itself.
Me: "Dude, is that your lil' bro's toy you rollin'?"
You: "No dude, it's my new Windows FP"
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F.P.A. F pack F&P f-pam f@p F.P.A.N.O. f-p-p-f F.P.S.I.H F Pad f'pants

Fpoon

The spoon that comes with a Frosty ordered from Wendy's fast food resaurant. the spoon which you use to eat a Frost, a frosty spoon.
Son of a bitch, they shorted me on the fpoon, now ill have to use a regular spoon.

Ha, weird, they gave me two fpoons even though i only ordered one frosty.
by LebowskiMan May 18, 2006
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FPM

A males Faps Per Minute. FPM can be measured with a metronome or weird friend counting. FPM may also be known as SPM or strokes per minute. FPM can range from 50 or 'practicing lasting longer' to 100 or 'quickie behind dustbin between shifts working at McDonald's'.
If you don't know what a metronome is you're a uncultured fag.
'Jonnys working on his FPM right now'
'New girlfriend?'
'Yeah'
by FPM is the future October 21, 2013
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FPGM

FUCK PLAYERS GET MONEY

The female equivalent to the male acronym FBGM

I life choice/motto to live and die by.
Jen: Bobby cheated on me again
Maria: Again?
Jen: Should I forgive him and go back to him?
Maria: No simply FPGM
Jen: Dam you're a real Femme Fatale ILY you are so wise.
Maria: I know, Im rich bitch.
by crunkinpremo June 1, 2011
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Fp

Me: Fp?
Gf: 😜ok
by IllumiNate69 February 5, 2020
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Aqua fps

A tarkov streamer and self-proclaimed loot lord will show you how to be a running and gunning gamer
"Dude Aqua fps uploaded a new YouTube video with general sam about how to be a cahd on tarkov"
"Thats pretty based, cant wait to watch"
by A real rat man myself January 7, 2021
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