Your ex

A women you wish you'll never see again. A women who your either shy around or want to punch her in the face.

Your ex: Makin my exes miss me

by Puma232 February 17, 2018

My ex

A lying BITCH who cheated

Me: ewww my ex
Girls: he’s so cute
Me: not after he cheats

by Diego’s girl November 19, 2019

Fed-Ex

Happens when Britney Spears files for divorce with Kevin Federline K-Fed

Britney Fed-Ex (ed) last week.

by Roadheat November 11, 2006

deus ex machina

A story ending that involves something inexplicable and unexpected, which usually requires a suspension of logic from the audience. Latin for "god from the machine", it originally referred to God showing up at the end of a play and simply resolving all the character's problems.

Who shot JR? Just the old deus ex machina, the whole season was a dream.

by Bean64 October 19, 2009

National ex day

National ex day is a day where u have to talk to your ex you have to say one word to them in real life and it has to be nice

Ellie:it’s national ex day tomorrow
Samantha :really wow

by Verjamid October 1, 2018

obsessed ex boyfriend

a lonely loser creep who writes definitions on urban dictionary to vent about a woman who left him. Makes it look like he dumped her when the truth is she left him a long time ago after she realized what a broke bum he was. Has now developed a sick obsession and cant let go of the fact she dosent want him anymore. This guy thinks he was in a relationship with this person but the truth is it was nothing at all and she felt sorry for him.

Never befriend a pathetic loser, he'll start thinking your his 'girlfriend' and become an ''obsessed ex boyfriend''
She never loved you, get it through your thick head.
Stop wastin your time and move on

by Madhatters November 28, 2006

deus ex

From God. Used as an alternative, although not very commonly, for Top Dawg.

''I just completed that game Deus Ex last night as that solid guy''

by Brendan April 5, 2003