Ethan

Ethan is a very lovable person.The kind of person your just...pulled to.He isn’t what you’d call hit but cute.He can make you laugh even when your having the worst day!He cares about you even though he may not show it.Some even call him gay when they know he’s not.Ethan is also very sensitive,mostly when being called a retard.If your friends with an Ethan your a lucky one.

Girl 1:Is that Ethan?
Girl 2:Yea he’s cute right

Girl 1:Are you really asking ME that?

by Miss?? February 1, 2019

Ethan

A kid you have to invite everywhere cause his sister is bad

That kid Ethan has a hot sister

by Mi pp itches November 28, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a pervert and a pedophile, kinda. He ain't the best person to hang around with, but his brother, Logan, is sick-nasty.

Man, I don't like Ethan.

by GalacticDong420 December 29, 2019

Ethan

Ethan’s are ugly. They usually have long necks. They have .1 inch penis. They cannot get girls. They think they the shit. They a snitch

You see that yellow and black animal with long necks. I call them Ethan

by Badboysvg2791 June 15, 2018

Ethan

A man that is hated by 99% of the people he knows, he tends to try and "flex" but it normally turns into him looking like a fool of himself. He tends to strike out with the ladies leading to his udder destiny as a backup dancer for Disney on Ice

Ethan sucked off the whole football team then gave them all a tbh/rdh.

by JakeWerk February 8, 2019

Ethan

Someone who doesn't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly

Wow Ethan, you don't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly

by biggie doodle October 1, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is very homophobic and can be a jerk sometimes but he means well I guess.
i guess he's cool but not really because being homophobic isn't very cash money

Ethan: ugh I hate gays
me: yeesh, Ethan why you gotta be like that? man, people would like you more if you were more open to the entire friccing world

by tiktokisdestroyinglives May 22, 2020