Douchebags are typically smug, and exude self-confidence. However, rarely are they actually self-confident, but are usually more likely lacking self-confidence. There are the rare breeds that are so deluded that they believe they are cool, when no one else thinks so. In this case, they are not lacking self-confidence, but are just deluded.
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John Denver (as seen on Southpark)
John Denver is the biggest douchebag in the universe.
John Denver (as seen on Southpark)
John Denver is the biggest douchebag in the universe.
by Heidi Wicks December 27, 2007
Get the douchebag mug.Princeton Student: "Why, my good man, your 401K is clearly inferior to mine. If you were any lower on the financial scale, I would be shocked that you're even allowed to vote!"
Dartmouth student: " . . . Wow, you are an unbelievable douchebag."
Dartmouth student: " . . . Wow, you are an unbelievable douchebag."
by mrbob1382487385 April 18, 2010
Get the douchebag mug.When someone pulls a move that would earn them the title "Douchebag", one is said to have douchebagged, i.e. if one were to horribly misspell a word online or walk into something in public.
John: What are you doing friday night?
Bertha: Im rniung a ramhthaon.
John: Wow, you just douchebagged.
Joey and Mike are walking through the mall, and Joey sees a gorgeous woman, and, whilst staring at her, accidentally trips over an ornamental pillar base and face-plants in front of dozens of people. Mike then says, "Whoa, you douchebagged big time, man!"
Bertha: Im rniung a ramhthaon.
John: Wow, you just douchebagged.
Joey and Mike are walking through the mall, and Joey sees a gorgeous woman, and, whilst staring at her, accidentally trips over an ornamental pillar base and face-plants in front of dozens of people. Mike then says, "Whoa, you douchebagged big time, man!"
by jodere March 6, 2007
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Get the Douchebag mug.a word that was discovered in an everyday normal game of scrabble, between 3 students...its a long story...it can be used to describe almost any emotion.
u stub you're toe and instead of yelling"FUCK" you can yell "DOUCHEBAGFUCKER". it helps get ur anger out, and frankly, its fun 2 say;
ur walking down the hall wat at school and u see someone u dont like, u suddely cough slipping the word "douchebagfucker" out. so instead of tripping them or something gat like that, try the douchebagfucker thing.¢¾
ur walking down the hall wat at school and u see someone u dont like, u suddely cough slipping the word "douchebagfucker" out. so instead of tripping them or something gat like that, try the douchebagfucker thing.¢¾
by M@D$ May 21, 2008
Get the douchebagfucker mug.People who are so full of themselves pretending to be "wheelers" or "players" in the corporate world but do not know their ass from a hole in the ground. Douchebags like this call meetings to hear themselves talk, but never say a goddamn thing of any relevance.
Darryl calls a weekly meeting that we all had to commute to, dusts off last week's agenda and talks utter nonsense for two hours--that's a douchebag.
by J ster April 9, 2006
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