by Thispagewasmadeforme November 11, 2020

One whose academic success is derived from their Gluck Gluck 9000 abilities performed upon their college professors. These talented, miraculously gifted individuals provide their brain in a manner that contrasts with how an actually studious person would. In other words, the college equivalency to a gold-digger.
“Did you hear that Bethany got an A in organic chemistry?”
“Yeah, but I also heard she gave that professor the old blowie joey”
“Damn! Well she’s an A-Digger for sure.
“Yeah, but I also heard she gave that professor the old blowie joey”
“Damn! Well she’s an A-Digger for sure.
by JammyJam420 September 16, 2021

by Anonomys125425 July 9, 2018

When you only enter a relationship because you need a bed/think their bed is comfier than yours. Like gold-diggers, but for beds.
"God. Linda knows that Jez only sleeps with her for the bed, right?"
"I know.. What a total Bed-Digger."
"I know.. What a total Bed-Digger."
by C L G May 7, 2018

A girl (or Guy) who is dating (or just screwing) someone associated with the music business (DJ, Artist, Manager, Club Owner, etc) to get free access to shows. Similar to a Gold Digger, but based on concert access, not just money.
H: Did you see that hot chick with Steve?
N: Yeah, but she's just a show digger, she don't really like him.
H: Hmm, Maybe I can hit that next concert...
N: Yeah, but she's just a show digger, she don't really like him.
H: Hmm, Maybe I can hit that next concert...
by RadioHitchHiker June 14, 2011

When a girl dates or marries an underachieving and ugly guy who has accomplished little in life but she chooses him because his family has generational wealth.
Person 1: Did you hear Anna married Jessie the moocher?
Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!
Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!
by Donny no drawers December 6, 2023
