by Lelthatfaggot May 15, 2016

An old soul trapped in a young boy's body. The soul wants to be free and make love to carrots but the body is still developing brain cells that can actually work. Simply a weirdo.
"he's ugly and a bit of a weirdo"
"yeah his name is Diego"
"that explains it"
"cool"
"bye now"
"bye"
"yeah his name is Diego"
"that explains it"
"cool"
"bye now"
"bye"
by severus cornelius February 15, 2018

When you masturbate in your car on a bridge, and right before you finish, you walk to the railing and finish on all the unexpected cars below.
by Beanerflicker January 31, 2017

Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.
by leonlettforthewin May 29, 2017

Diego is the broken one out of freind group,he is single because he is paranoid he will go through pain again and start being depressed.
His name is Diego.
by Bwo how u been November 22, 2021
