Obstacle delusion

Tripping over nothing

I had an obstacle delusion right before I fell.

by Evinrood June 15, 2021

Team Delusive

Team Delusive is a phrase used to bully discord teams for focusing on discord.

Haha look at that team, it looks like team delusive

by Indiana jonesj June 25, 2021

Managerial delusion

When a sales manager sees things from his or her own point of view and thinks that is the norm.

Just call your cc company and ask for an increase to your limit to 50k. Managerial delusion

by Rpclover May 21, 2023

capgras delusion

Perhaps the most fucked-up disorder to ever grace this planet. It's when someone holds the delusion that someone they know—a friend, relative, spouse, pet, anything like that—is replaced with an identical imposter.
Discovered by psychiatrist Joseph Capgras (who is also the namesake of the disorder).

The capgras delusion is terrifying.

by 7568ino November 14, 2023

Princess Delusion

A combination of entitled, difficult and inconsiderate. Someone with the delusional belief that they’re a princess whilst often living on a low wage. They expect everything to be perfect for them despite how much inconvenience it causes to those around them. This type of behaviour is often caused by overprotective parents during childhood.

That person has Princess Delusion!

by Tom Hathers March 8, 2024

Peter delusion

the specific brand of delusion experienced when there's a cute person who you want desperately to be compatible with your sexuality, but know DAMN WELL that they aren't. you will most likely find yourself taking every route possible to somehow believing that they are.

1: bro that dude who sits in front of me in that class is so cute
2: yeah but i'm like pretty sure he's straight
1: damn, well, since neither of us knows for sure...imma just hold on to the 0.00001% chance he isn't
2: smh dude that's classic Peter delusion

by ZFTyler November 5, 2024

Asher Delue

Bum ass dude

This kid is a bum he must be Asher delue

by Superduperdicebat December 9, 2024