deuce and dash

To take a shit, and then leave the bathroom without washing your hands.

I was at a urinal when I saw Bob deuce and dash! Note to self: Do not shake Bob's hand again.

by madworld May 31, 2013

deuce processor

To go number 2 in someone's desktop computer. Similar to an upper decker, but much more inappropriate.

The gentleman with the dickeration was not pleased to find some had installed a deuce processor in his machine overnight.

by knasty2 February 3, 2010

dropping a deuce

Not just taking a big shit. The act of dropping a duece is the act of taking a two pound shit. See also busting a fiddy and dealing an ace

I'm dropping a deuce and it's going to clog your shitter up.

by john crapper March 7, 2008

drop in the deuce

the act of pooping, to poop, to crap, go #2

i need to drop in the deuce after all that mexican food

by youngmoneymillionaire October 3, 2008

Drop a deuce

droping a deuce... another way of saying taking a dump

or.... the old fashoned way... taking a shit!

i gotta drop a deuce
shit man i cant find my deuce!
DEUCES ACES ONE EYED FACEs... all the wilds in poker

by IanK from NJ September 20, 2003

blue deuce

When you take a crap in a porta potty and you get spashed with the nasty blue sanitary fluid.

Fred must have dropped a blue deuce at the Johnny-on-the-Spot. Look at his pants.

by LVinWC September 20, 2011

Deuce Juice

Runny feces.

"We gotta get people to stop Jackson Pollocking their Deuce Juice all over the office toilets."

by JakeRocket December 9, 2008