depression 

When the world has nothing to offer you, and you have nothing to offer the world.

You are trapped in your own mind and no one can understand or help: you have depression. :'(

depression by ThePainterofMen0o1 February 10, 2013

Depression Attack 

A term used by attention seeking whores on Wattpad and Snapchat.

“Omg I wish I had a depression attack!”

Depression Attack by iiPureGarbage March 5, 2018

Post Christmas Depression (PCD) 

Usually occurring on or after December 26th, when all of the Christmas festivities come to an end and you have nothing to look forward to except for a long, cold, boring ass winter.

Tom suffers from Post Christmas Depression (PCD) every year right from the time when he opens his last present on Christmas Morning up until Black Friday of the next year.

Post Christmas Depression (PCD) by Taylor the Terrible December 24, 2008

teen depression 

Depression in any person ages 13-18.

For anyone who thinks that "teen depression" is just (a.- an excuse to whine and/or (b.- a tool used for attention:

Teens, like any other person or group, can actually feel relatively deep emotions. I know, right? What a complete and utter shock.

teen depression by blacksheep96 July 28, 2009

repressed

Afraid to color outside the lines, stuck in a rut, one who does not take chances or try new things outside of one's comfort zone.

Wayne is a great guy, but he's so repressed.

repressed by BPC04 January 9, 2006

post-party depression

Feeling letdown, gloomy, or sometimes even lonely the day (or days) following a party or other enjoyable social event.

Person One: "What did you do all day Sunday?"
Person Two: "I was easing my post-party depression by laying in bed watching Buffy all day."

post-party depression by ems September 3, 2007

Facebook depression Syndrome (FBDS) 

When you're on Facebook and see your friends looking like they're living amazing lives while you're feeling like you're just barely making it and you become sadder and sadder with each update you see.

Person 1- Dude! every time I'm on Facebook everyone seems to be having these awesome ventures while I'm here sitting around! I feel like ****!

Person 2- Looks like you've got a serious case of Facebook Depression Syndrome (FBDS) going there, bruh.

Facebook depression Syndrome (FBDS) by TheDavid02 November 21, 2011