Depression Session 

Slang for when someone in school has a mental health check-up

Person 1: Hey, why's Kyle not in PE today?

Person 2: Oh yeah, I think he's on a depression session today.

Person 1: Damn, always when it's PE... I wish I had depression now.

Depression Session by GotBulliedAtSchool98 November 21, 2021

depression biceps 

the biceps of a person who did bodyweight exercises for a while to try to stop their depression. they are still depressed but now they're also hot

Well at least I still have my depression biceps

depression biceps by (void*) November 27, 2021

Depression Bed 

The bed of someone who is depressed, consisting of random objects that would not normally be in a bed.

My depression bed consists of dirty clothes, gum wrappers, crumbs, and a tape measure.

Depression Bed by RichGirlLAvibe January 4, 2022

depression seasons 

At the beginning of the year your depressed (winter depression). In the middle of the year your depressed (summer depression).
You will never be happy.

me: I'm going through the depression seasons
y/n: now how long is that gonna last

depression seasons by little gay kid March 6, 2022

Depression't 

When someone is not depressed or when someone is generally stable mentally. It is said the he/she is in depression’t

Depression't doesn’t exist.

Depression't by Arsekiller April 9, 2022

Depression hour 

When you go to Hal’s room at 4am and talk about your suicidal thoughts while vaping and looking at squishmallows

“Fuck man, I’m feeling so depressed, I better go to Hal’s room and talk about ending my life during depression hour”

Depression hour by Heywattsup April 25, 2022

depression sandwich 

A meal consisting of all the items used in a dish, but eaten and prepared separately.
Usually done when lacking energy to cook.

A: Man, I really don’t feel like making lunch.
B: That’s okay, just eat some cheese, ham and bread.
A: Depression sandwich it is.

depression sandwich by Psy.psy.psy January 13, 2023