Dirty Daisy

When a large group of overweight women (usually over 250 lbs.), gather around 1 toilet and each take a massive dump without flushing.

*Guy runs out bathroom*
- "What happened?"
- "There is a massive Dirty Daisy in stall #3!"

by DaisyDan69 May 12, 2011

bumpsy daisy

Doing a suave turn onto the grass on the side of a road.

Joker in the Jokemobile saying: "Hold tight for the bumpsy daisy".

by J.Wild March 17, 2003

Dallop of Daisy

after squirting semen all over your partner, flinging the rest off on the front upper vaginal area, smacking it down on them like sour cream off a spoon.

"She told me not to bust in her so I gave her a Dallop of Daisy."

by Joe and Melissa August 31, 2008

Daily Dutching

Basic:
Habit of touching your dick on a daily basis... whether it be for no particular reason or sexual satisfaction.

Proper:
The subconscious act of touching one's genitalia. Usually predisposed to the male gender.

Derived from:
Daily + Dick + Touching

Pronounced:
Day - lee - da - ching

E.g. 1
Woman: Why does he keep rubbing his penis? Is it sore?

Man: Nah, he's daily dutching...

E.g. 2
Husband: Fahhhhhhhh, I can't help daily dutching

Wife: Me neither

Husband: Oh shit..

by Linguistical! July 7, 2011

dairy fust

A spoonerism for "fairy dust". See definition of spoonerism.

That sticker looks like it's covered in dairy fust!

The dairy fust in my vajayjay is real itchy, I need a shower.

I found dairy fust in your boxers! You betta not be cheatin!

You: Ke$ha is awesome!
Me: Her? She's the dairy fust queen.

by Grammre Natsi October 30, 2011

daisy dudes

Embarrassingly short shorts for men

Did you see the daisy dudes that guy was wearing? I swear I saw his tighty whities!

by Ministry Bear September 10, 2012

Daily Damage

The damage to hair that occurs from harsh shampoos, blow drying, hot irons (such as curling irons and flat irons), friction (such as rough toweling, brushing, combing, pony tail holders, barrettes, etc.), styling products that contain chemicals which cause damage (such as alcohol), environmental factors (such as sun, wind, water and pollution). Daily Damage can cause hair to become dull, dry, frizzy, brittle and prone to breakage.

Sharon's dry, dull and brittle hair is due to the daily damage from the hot flat iron she uses every morning before work.

by Hair Care Pro July 26, 2013