Cube People

Individuals who work in a corporate office where their primary workstation is a cubicle. They are tasked with making decisions that impact an entire corporation or organization. The decisions they make are often, if not always, terrible decisions that a significantly larger group of people who do the physical work in the field have to suffer through. For a group to be considered “Cube People” they must…

1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.

2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.

Supervisor: Team, as you all know we had an incident last week where Larry tripped on his own shoelaces. Going forward an alarm will ring on the intercom every 15 minutes. When you hear the alarm, please stop what you are doing and check your shoelaces.

Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?

Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.

Employee: Fucking Cube People!

by Mr_Mcmister December 10, 2023

Cube of Meat

Whenever a large gathering of people all collapse inward and end up in a massive orgy

"Yo did you see that huge cube of meat at Peyton's party?"

by JimJimJr. November 01, 2017

1x1x1 rubik's cube

Made in april fools 2021 and is still a meme to this day (2022)

J Perm: the 1x1x1 rubik's cube is really hard!

by BlockmanDefinitions August 05, 2022

Cutie Cubed

Cutie times 3 because you cant explain how cute they are (what happi is)

Happi is cutie cubed :)

by Meloplant April 03, 2021

Cube root media

The Craziest digital agency in the city. They work hard and party harder. Clients often don't pay them well for the level of output they deliver but they still keep pushing.
They're here to stay, Disrupt and Dominate.

P.S. They like to break the internet.

Damn that video is so hard, Is it produced by Cube Root Media?

by Mad Over Marketing November 25, 2021

Cube spin

The most amazing transition effect you will ever come across

When in doubt, pick cube spin.

by biggerbooty May 23, 2011

Rubric's Cube

When the exact nature of/expectations for a school assignment are communicated (or not communicated) so confusingly that they become a real puzzle.

Stanley: "holy moly I have no idea what Dr. Phillips wants from this paper"

Sarah: "ikr? it's a real Rubric's Cube"

by WollustWasDerWurmGegeben September 13, 2022