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California crotch crickets

A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.
Sally, my crotch itches. I think Jimmy gave me those damn California crotch crickets again.
by TheMindsI March 13, 2011
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Cricket in a sucker

When a guy plucks his pubes and sticks them onto his feces then proceeds to insert that hairy log into his significant other's vag causing her to be tickled and rub her legs together like a cricket
Did you hear? Donald gave his girl a cricket in a sucker and now she has HPV
by Johnny Applehands October 29, 2019
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crickets

silence so deafening all you can hear is the crickets chirping
Mom: If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all
Me: **crickets**
by BlindOracle November 4, 2021
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Diamond cricket

Diamond cricket is a bitchy sport mainly women play or underdeveloped kids
Oooo lets play diamond cricket im hitting first
by Allen wilbert October 18, 2021
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cricket king

Someone who repeatedly attempts to start up conversation in a group chat / text / email thread, but is never responded to, as what they are saying is irrelevant to the concerns of any of the recipients.
He wouldn't be such a cricket king if he didn't feel the need to start talking about nonsense every time the group goes silent.
by commissioner mugsy August 29, 2017
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cone cricket

Women who seek out sexy male road construction workers, love the smell of fresh asphalt and the color high visibility yellow.
That cone cricket out there at it again trying to hook up with dozer operator.
by Cndlstkmkr October 24, 2022
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The Cricket

A technique for eating out a girl. Very rapid tongue movements create extreme pleasure. You can tell if a person is capable of this if they can move there tongue fast enough to create a noise. It feels amazing, they use it as a special privilege, not all girls are lucky enough to experience it.
Jeff-Dude, how was your night with the girlfriend.
Greg- Dude, I gave her the cricket, I thought she earned it.
by George Smith Carmen March 3, 2008
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