coffee person/addict

An individual whose life revolves and is based on the concept of coffee. Is either an complete addict or requires some type of caffeine in a equivalent or exceeding amount to make up for the missing cup they did not get. In some extreme cases when an addict is encountered they might be extremely ill mannered towards you for the following: interrupting their beverage, not yet receiving sed beverage, and just not liking you or their day in general.

yes I am this person

Jack: Hey Kayla

Kayla: Well if was just fine before you opened joy sucking black hole called your mouth. Like wtf dont you see me trying to drink my coffee peacefully? Shit you just ruined my whole day!

Jack: Well....Im sorry...see you later

Kayla: Dammit I need another cup of coffee because one is just not enough to deal with this. Why tf did you just have to talk to me?.......You might see me later but pls for the love of all things good in the world dont talk to me!!!!!

Jack whispering: Damn coffee person/addict

by orgasmicknowledgespiter August 9, 2017

coffeesation

A conversation over a cup of coffee

Do you have time to meet for coffeesation?

by Travelsauras December 17, 2017

Coffee homo

Someone who likes hipster coffee

Trude, you are such a coffee homo, you drink that hipster coffee

by PhilthyM June 11, 2018

Coffee face

The face you make right after taking your first sip of coffee

Her coffee face looks a lot happier than her normal face

by Reaker June 11, 2018

coffeerexia

When you routinely skip meals and get your calories from coffee instead, resulting in an unhealthy lifestyle. This might be intentional, as part of an unhealthy diet.

If I continue to drink black coffee and skip breakfast, I am going to get sick, I don't want to get coffeerexia

by Rego-Ragious January 10, 2019

Coffee

Dirty bean water, addictive drug, stimulant

Australian 1- “Oi, are drinking that dirty bean water again? Whats the bugger called, coffee?”
Australian 2- “Crike mate, sorry. I’ll have a mug of watered down leaves instead.”

by Dongleicious April 30, 2019

Coffee Crown

A coffee crown is a noun. Used when one has consumed so much coffee they become inebriated. It only lasts a few hours but the hangover is similar to that of a blacked out night, uncomfortable and generally excruciating. Each person's coffee crown may be different in size but usually, a coffee crown is an average of 20 cups of coffee during a 23.5 hour period.

I had a coffee crown all day, killer let down.

by kaffeeaddict May 8, 2019