COD absorber

Some person, usually a teenager, who is very,VERY, knowledgeable about guns, but thier knowlege is 99.9999999% from the Call of Duty games.

He seemed really knowlegable about all this stuff, so I thought he did a reseach about guns. Turns out he waas a COD absorber.

by theNimja April 14, 2013

Blue Cod

Slang term for a possum

I put my left over food outside, and a couple of blue cods showed up to eat it.

by KyMojo January 11, 2022

Missionary (CoD)

Someone who does the same thing every time in every game. Roof camper, spawn camper...

It's like the missionary (CoD) position every night with you.... like... do something else!!!!

by DJ Dammit Man November 21, 2025

Cape Cod Cruller

When you eat a donut off a guys dick and he’s wearing Hey Dudes, high socks and a Vineyard Vines shirt

Just ate a Cape Cod Cruller off a Chad in Chatham. Then I stole his vineyard vines long sleeve.

by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025

COD

A short way of saying Call of Duty

Wanna play COD?

by Riskyyy January 12, 2021

Cod Block

When some one stops you from playing call of duty

Friend 1-"Hey why didnt you get on last night"
Friend 2- "Sorry Bro, my dad Cod Blocked me"

by Quadblock September 7, 2011

cod splayer

One who splays the cod.

One who leaves the women's knees weak, is most certainly a cod splayer.

by My Muh Uckin August 28, 2023