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bretton coffey

Yo did you hear about bretton coffeys crazy ariel in rocket league?
by LeafsGlazer August 14, 2023
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doing 'the coffin'

When a male, in this case highly likely to be a virgin, is having sex and is unsure where everything is quite supposed to go, he may simply freeze in a pencil shaped position, head tilted slightly to the side, whilst the lady manouevres herslf on top of him. This particular act is highly unusual, but somewhat effective, and gives the impression of being stuckin a coffin.
If a young man has no idea what to do in the sack, it is almost guaranteed that he may freeze and will almost certainly be doing 'the coffin' , even if he does not realise this. Beware though, for the older you are before you pop your cherry, the more you'll look like one of Dracula's victims.
by Captain Coffin May 15, 2006
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Hilton Head Coffee

Jim Beam poured into a coffee mug; similar to a road soda.
Hey, let's grab some Hilton Head Coffees for the ride to the golf course.
by Narguts2010 June 19, 2010
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bottomless cup of coffee

Term used by escorts to indicate "multiple cups" or "multiple shots," meaning the client is permitted multiple ejaculations for one fee, usually within a pre-defined timeframe. See also "MSOG"(multiple shots of goal") or "multiple cups."
Wow, her hourly rate includes a bottomless cup of coffee! I'm gonna take a blue pill so I can get as many free refills as possible tonight!
by Mr Softee May 4, 2014
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milk in my coffee

Reference to interracial relationships... black people who like white people
Black guy: I prefer black women but every now and then I like a little bit of milk in my coffee.
by DaYungFlyGuy April 29, 2014
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Death wish coffee

The most amazing coffee on the planet earth put the ENERGIZER bunny on cocaine that is what this coffee is about when you pour your coffee it looks like lumpy sludge motor oil
DEATH WISH COFFEE is the only coffee I ever want to drink again
by Death by coffee September 18, 2017
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Alabama hot coffee

When you pour coffee down a girls AREA during sex
Last night we were doing some kinky stuff and we did the Alabama hot coffee
by Wheres petscop2? February 8, 2019
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