Chopper

A person who causes immense irritation from their mere presence. A person lacking in all charisma and decision making ability

That skipper is a complete chopper

by The Boyo October 13, 2006

chopper

A tobacco cigarette laced thoughtfully with cocaine.

"goddamn, that chopper got me chopped up!"

by laz_ January 19, 2008

chopper

A murderer or serial killer, i.e., someone who will chop you into pieces. Usually found in lonely places wearing shady clothing, such as hoodies and backpacks (used for carrying chopping apparatus).

That guy looks like a chopper. He'll cut you to pieces and throw your remains in a river.

by Jennsky November 5, 2012

china clippers

Slang term for dentures. Funny term for dentures because all cheap things are made in China and most people believe dentures are never good nor work right.

How are your china clippers working for you now?

by How do u like me now March 17, 2014

the clapper

The "clapper" is the little piece of metal that dangles inside a bell, causing it to make noise when it hits the sides. As such, when a female stands up after sex and wiggles her hips side to side, causing her outer vaginal lips to shake, it is called doing the clapper. (The female version of the helicopter).

After having sex with Carl, I always like to do the clapper to make sure he didn't cum inside me.

by memcano June 6, 2014

Alabama cooch clapper

When a man is doing a woman, the man sticks a mouse trap into the girls vagina when shes about to orgasm, the movement of the vaginal muscles then set it off and the male proceeds to slap both of her ears simultaneously with the palms of his hands.

Fred: awwww man did you hear what jim did to sally last weekend

Tom: the Alabama cooch clapper!!!, she aint guna sit right for weeks!

by Mr. P3anut March 25, 2010

chopper

1. a helicopter... duh
2. a custom motorcycle
3. a fully automatic assult rifle or sub machine gun
4. spinners that look like theyre chopping or slicing when the car pulls up to a stoplite
5. a custom convertible, that would otherwise be an ordinary hardtop coupe, with the top "chopped off" by a skilled professional at an auto body shop, a "chop shop"

3. "front door swang open like, wham! niggas point choppers at me like uncle sam"
4. "still choppin on dem buttons, im struttin and lookin fresh"
5. "remember i could get ur block knocked off... bentley coupe wit the top chopped off"

by roosack March 21, 2007