Christopher calamitous

When a woman is sitting down pooping, the man kisses the woman and begins to pee between her legs.

Helen asked if we cooked Christopher calamitous more often.

by Kwayvizzle April 5, 2025

Christophe

Christophe is the guy everybody falls for. He's got a natural charm and is always going to be kind to everyone, no matter what. Just his smile is going to get a girl blushing. He's the best person on earth and deserves to be treated better.

-oh my god that guy over there is so fine.
- Yeah his name must be Christophe

by cigsaftersx June 21, 2022

Christopher Livingstone Eubank

Can be used as a pronoun to describe an avid dancer, someone with a bizarre obsession for 'How You Like Me Now?' by 'The Heavy' or someone who knows facts about the flight pattern of a Bumblebee.

Skip: *dances*
Skip: "How you like me now?"
Shannon: "You're such a Christopher Livingstone Eubank."

by LivingstoneEubank November 13, 2019

Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens whonare addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Do the Christoph

Prefering to masturbate next to somebody after you (and the other person) wake up; even though you could have sex

Hey step sis can I do the Christoph next to you?

by Branko69 October 6, 2022

Christopher

the freaking cutest human being in the whole wide world. he will love you like no other and give you all the hugs and kisses. definitely befriend any christophers you know

omg christopher asked me to be his friend

by b.r.i.n.a April 29, 2021

Christopher

A HOT SEXC MF🥵🥵🥵

That mf a christopher

by Bruh😩 November 21, 2021