Catch 22

Something where you cannot win or lose on.

Driving is a catch 22, it is fun and scary at times.

by Mike October 25, 2004

catch you slippin

To catch someone by surprise or off guard

If you dont give me the money you owe me im going to catch you slippin.

by Active 10 October 07, 2017

Catch 22

When 11 men come at you and teabag you all at once. Thus you "catch 22" balls in your mouth. Originated from the literary ignorance of a friend and the twisted perversion of the writer.

"Hey Patrick, want to catch 22?"
"Sure!"

by m0wgli October 16, 2011

catch me crying

Basically meaning that you’re really upset over something and you’re crying

Bro I’m so sad, catch me crying

by Skjsojws May 08, 2019

catch me ousside

You Go outside and do what you gotta do

Catch me ousside how buh dah

by Mamasita650 January 26, 2017

Hairy Catch 22

Where it's early in "no shave November" and you have to take pictures. You either keep the hair and look like a pubescent boy in the pictures, or shave it off and break the man code.

Man 1: Ah, man! I have to take wedding pics this weekend. I need to cut this peach fuzz off!

Man 2: Bro, it's no shave November. You can't do this.

Man 1: I'm in a hairy catch 22!

by bunshi November 06, 2013

catch her by the snatch

A variation of “grab her by the pussy.”

“I really don’t like that phrase, so I’ll just say ‘catch her by the snatch.’”

by GKH1220 February 27, 2018