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Juan Carlos 

The name only a king could posses. 5'4 Colombian, captivating eyes, compasionate, loving. Might work as a driver for a national company. Usually a great friend. It's nice to be important but more important to be nice. Enjoys running marathon's and outdoor sports. Might support such teams as the Jets, Mets, and Atletico Nacional.
Is that Juan Carlos running the NY Marathon?
Juan Carlos by C'est Moi Smr! February 4, 2010

Hot Carlos

The act of taking a dump on a hard surface like a counter or a table and fucking the hell out of your own crap. Not to be confused with the Hot Carl wich requires a female partner's boobs.
-Yo dude, you wanna come to the club and find some chicks?
-Nha dogg, I'm cool. Call me Hot Carlos but I'm gonna stay home and fuck my own shit.
-LOL dude, I'm gonna think about you when I'm doing a Hot Carl to a big breasted chick.
Hot Carlos by hotcarl4u October 1, 2007

Dirty Carlos 

When taking a girl from behind, just as you get to the vingar stroke, shout your ex girlfriend's name and see how long you can hang on for!
I give the missus the Dirty Carlos last night, Mental
Dirty Carlos by bolt451 November 17, 2009

musty carlos 

The word musty carlos is a term used by many native americans back in the 1800s to tell people if there penis smelled bad or not. For example Mary the Indian "ooka ooka musty duk tok furra penis." which translated means please get your smelly penis off of my leg. Another example is Andrew the indian "dikka furra lockta musty i mooka carlos." which translated means holy fuck is my penis smelly.
musty carlos by ficklerfuck June 21, 2014

nigga carlos 

A bitch named Carlos whos middle name is Daniel or Dani
Hey yo nigga Carlos you are beautiful
nigga carlos by ellell12 July 31, 2015

Sloppy Carlos 

When a person wipes their ass after taking a very messy shit and then they proceed to wipe the shitty toilet paper on the driver door car handle of a neighbor who they don't like. The toilet paper must be discarded afterwards for it to be successful.
That neighbor is such an asshole that I had to sloppy Carlos his car to teach him a lesson.