Cabbage

A cabbage is person that is simple or below average smarts

Simplest way to say it is retarded
Shut up u cabbage
by Clodagh may November 11, 2019
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baby cabbage

old man's sack. also known as his shlong
this kid down my floor named champ has a baby cabbage
by Jonas1989 November 30, 2007
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Cabbage

Slang for "trash", "sum shit", etc.
Person 1:
Dude my girlfriend cheated on me with my dad
Person 2:
Fuck dude, that's sum cabbage
by Princexftheflies December 1, 2019
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cabbage

1) Not to be confused with the vegetable of the same name; an expression of dismay, alarm, shock, or some negative emotion.

2) Could also be used shorthand for the insult "cabbage head".
"Aw, cabbage...I left my phone charger at home!"

"Some cabbage tried to fight me today on campus. Good thing I taught them a thing or two."
by Seekertionary March 4, 2025
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Having or possessing properties similarly to those of a molecularly challenged cabbage, such as low or nonexistent IQ, a particular stink or smell, or a tendency to act as though one is a molecularly challenged cabbage. This word is commonly used as an insult, or to confuse people without an inkling to what it could mean.
Have you interacted with Brody yet today? He smells similarly to a molecularly challenged cabbage.
She has the IQ of a molecularly challenged cabbage.
Have you met Zack yet? They are as hyper and confused as a molecularly challenged cabbage in pickling brine.
by Generic Villain October 22, 2023
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Busted cabbage

KP got her star wrecked on a dirty weekend in Londonderry
She got pounded all weekend, pussy is like a busted cabbage
by Captain Ripper1 November 29, 2019
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Nose cabbage

Man! Why does everyone that shops at Walmart smell like nose cabbage? Take a shower, you nasty bastards!
by Vanessa28613 August 12, 2015
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