A real Gym lad. With a 0.003 meters dick. Benches 800 and is a real Taurus.
In his natural habitat he is calm. But if you stress him out he can attack.
In his natural habitat he is calm. But if you stress him out he can attack.
That guy is so fit, he must be Carl-Axel.
I saw a real gym freak but he had a tiny penis, i guess he's called Carl-Axel
I saw a real gym freak but he had a tiny penis, i guess he's called Carl-Axel
by Snus1337 December 15, 2016
Get the carl-axel mug.One of the most handsome and most genuine guys you will meet he is about 170 cm and is in to sport and loves and cares about his mates and the people around him. He is one of the most luckiest people that you could meet.
That’s my best mate Carled !!!
by Johnson Ibrahim June 22, 2019
Get the Carled mug.A man often mistaken for being German due to his extremely small penis and bad sense of fashion. Carl is usually underestimated for his extreme power and strength however can also become cocky. A gill is normally found on the top of his ear making Carl a half fish and due to his 5 showers a day it really shows he loves water. Although Carl can seem like an alright guy he is also a child beater. Everytime he hears a young boy is misbehaving he will threaten to drag there face along a brick wall whilst yelling at them for being scum. His personality can be dry at times however it's usually because no one wants to here about his day at work and how dusty he is.
"Hey Carl do you want to play football ?"
Carl: "sorry I just need a 5 minute sit down as I'm all dusty"
Carl: "sorry I just need a 5 minute sit down as I'm all dusty"
by Fishboy2174 June 30, 2019
Get the Carl mug.Carl you have two fursonas, you're going to Midwest Furfest this year, and your saving to get a fursuit admit it already you're a furry.
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Get the Air Carl mug.A man who doesn't understand how to take a joke or give one. He is angered easily and almost always is awkward around girls. When playing video games he always rages, even when playing Minecraft. He is not clean for the most part and has a strange addiction to wearing flannel shirts. Carl is definently a dog person and loves german shepards. Overall, Carl is a very strange man.
"Man, did you see Carl talking to that girl? That was awkward."
"Carl settle down it was just a joke bro, no need to throw a fit."
"Look, that crack-head is definitely a Carl."
"Carl settle down it was just a joke bro, no need to throw a fit."
"Look, that crack-head is definitely a Carl."
by crackhead77 May 21, 2019
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