Buffer Shitting

When the buffering process of a video takes way too much time and is really really frustrating

I was going to watch Dick in a Box but the video was buffer shitting

by Gmagnum GJA March 18, 2009

Buffalo Tag

A once a year free pass to have sex with a fat chick.

Dude, I already used up my buffalo tag this year, can I borrow yours?

by ashleyg88 February 12, 2010

buffer mortis

The hideous state one reaches while watching an inprogress DVR recording which catches up to real time viewing, thereby having to suffer through commercials.

"Oh man, we've reached buffer mortis. Let's go make a snack."

by LPathe November 30, 2010

buffer seat bitch

One who is of bitch nature as they attempt to invade another's buffer seat. This person is usually of jackass nature as well or known to be full of shit.

Guy 1: Hey did you see that jackass who sat next to me in seminar? Who the fuck does that?
Guy 2: Yeah that guy was a complete buffer seat bitch.

by PlatinumSpade January 24, 2011

Buffer Bitch

A person new to a social group, bringing along another unknown individual of lesser status than themselves, for the soul purpose of deflecting social hazing on the lesser individual.

I was going to a party where i didn't know anyone, so i brought my buffer bitch as a precaution.

by Helix-xenos March 14, 2011

Buffalo Cleavage

When an Overweight, Unattractive, or Bitchy girl wears an exceptionally low cut shirt to show off her breasts and compensate for her overall lack of appearance and/or personality.

A:"Dude that chicks nasty and a bitch, why's everyone so into her?"

B:"She got buffalo cleavage man, it don't need to make sense."

by Cinder Soldier August 12, 2011

buffalump

The place between when you are no longer lumpy, but not yet completely buff.

I felt like such a buffalump in my aerobics class today!

by Tamarochka September 12, 2011