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Brian Williams

God. Brian Williams is a news anchor on Nightly News on NBC. He is the best living anchorman today.
Random Person: Who is Brian Williams?
News Enthusiast: God.
by Coexistence November 30, 2009
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Brian

Noun. A very creative person who puts a little piece of themselves in everything they do. Extremely protective of the ones they care about. Brian is an alpha male, they can not walk into a room without everyone knowing they are there. Brians know how to party and do so exsessively at a young age, and like to stay at home later in life. Extremely smart, they have a tendency to have ALL of the universe's common sense. Arguing with a Brian is futile though, because you can't win an argument with them. They care about every living thing on earth. Be it people, or bugs if Brians can help they will. Witty, and quick with a joke to make you laugh. They have a dark sense of humor though so be careful not to take things personally. On the outside Brian is a hard shell, but much like a Tootsie Pop, they have a soft gooie center. As a lover, Brian, figures out what gets a partner off and sex with them can be VERY satisfying. Incapable of healthy relationships they have a tendency to need to "step-out" but their loyalty is solid. If you manage to earn the true love of a Brian, they will put you on a pedestal. Quick tempered it doesn't take much to piss Brian off. Once angered they turn into a grizzly bear and can rip you to shreds mentally or physically. Brian is prone to severe depression and anxiety. A lover, a fighter, a protecter, an asshole and a friend Brian has all the traits to make him great.
That is exactly what a Brian would do.

You can try to be a Brian all you want, but you will never be that cool.

Brian is so awesome, I wish he would notice me.

Me: I just want you to admit to yourself that we have been a couple for a while without making me feel like it's such a bad thing.

Brian: look I can't give you what you need and there is no point in trying. I can't really trust anyone not to hurt me.

Me: I love you just the way you are, I don't expect anything from you, you can't give. I just want to tell the world I love you and you not deny it.

Brian: I love you and hate you at the same time. I can't deal with this right now.
by Lamays25 January 4, 2017
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Brian Rochford

My name's Brian Rochford, I'm unreal at pro evo!

K-FO: "Damn I lost AGAIN!"
MOB: "You're no Brian Rochford"
Lorcan: "Yeah he's UNREAL at pro evo!"
by AoifeQuinn January 4, 2010
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brian torres

The sweetest, funniest, hottest, person EVER. And he has a girlfriend named IDALIS SOTO. He is also:
- caring
- a funny asshole

- AND PERFECT!
"Hey is that Brian Torres?"

"That perfect person? Oh yea!"
by His girlfriendd Laly December 16, 2013
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Brianna

Crazy, silly, and fun but also supportive, sweet, serious when she needs to be, smart, generous, kind, helpful, and interesting. She is a good friend although not scared to exspress her opinion. Very creative and talented. Often willing to give something up for her best friends.
Brianna is going to the mall.
by Toe fungus March 22, 2017
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Brianna

brianna is a very beautful girl, she has eyes that make you fall in love all over again. She has a great body and very pataite if brianna doesn't like you, she dosen't like you, she's not fake she tells you the truth and is straightforward, but she sometimes lets people stumble on her. brianna puts people before her, and if you are sad, come to her, even if she sad herself she never shows it, if you wanna know whats wrong with brianna, you have to look in her eyes and it will tell it all, If you are dating Brianna you are very lucky! Shes gives her all and is very loyal, she might be over emotional and short tempered but Brianna is a very beautiful, down to earth, kind hearted girl!
Dang have you seen brianna today?
by annaruth April 22, 2017
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Brian Dirty Laundry

Some privileged tall, rich white bastard who pushed his hot blonde girlfriend off a cliff on their hiking trip and then tries to cover it up and the police refuse to do anything about it because he's a white man like them
Brian Dirty Laundry pushed went into hiding last week and hired a team of lawyers once his girlfriend's body was discovered rotting in the woods, but nobody arrested him because the police love a controlling white man like them
by D Flawless September 21, 2021
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