When you cum into a girls pussy while she is on her period, then she proceeds to rub her pussy on your face afterwards.
by Maker of Pies December 30, 2016

The act of giving and/or receiving a kick in the groin before having lit firecracker thrown down your pants by a guy probably named "Shawn" wearing a Bruins jersey who runs off with his skullcrushers brown bag yelling "GO SOX!".
"I got a South Boston Handshake. Mangled my downstairs up like a chicken pot pie."
"So....good trip to Beantown?"
"So....good trip to Beantown?"
by Colonel Clownshoes January 24, 2016

by Eddie semper fi November 25, 2015

Alex: Hey dude, want a Boston Creme Pie.
Brian: Sure, dude.
Alex: Go ahead I just finished banging Ashley.
Brian: Sure, dude.
Alex: Go ahead I just finished banging Ashley.
by Akira Moon February 19, 2009

I think the waiter was hitting on my wife when he said there was a special on the Boston Chili Dog and that shed have to go to the back to get it..
by mauricedashit December 29, 2009

To place your testicles inside a womans ass and then remove them after they have become brown and place them in her mouth.
I gave Susan a nice helping of Boston Baked Beans last night after dinner. I hope that bitch can keep the Bush's secret family recipe
by Steven Hawking and Carl Sagan December 24, 2008

Alan Shore and Denny Crane, characters on the ABC television series "Boston Legal," married each other in the series finale in what could only be called a "Boston Legal marriage."
by Qlark Qriffith December 18, 2008
