blonding

The act of listening to Frank Ocean's 2016 masterpiece "Blonde," usually late at night (between 2am and 5am) where you cry as you bathe in nostalgia and regret and reflect on life, your feelings and your mistakes.

Girl texting you at 4am: Hey, you up? ;)

Guy: Stfu i'm blonding

by Tom412 December 24, 2019

Demi-Blonde

An adjective derived from the words demi and blonde.

Demi meaning half

and

Blonde meaning... well... stupidly fail

Can be a girl or guy.

Girl: I don't understand Pi.
Guy: Pie is a cake-ish thing people eat.
Girl: Wow ur such a demi-blonde
Guy: But my hair is brown.
Girl: Half blonde... stupid

by Azivin March 20, 2010

Sandy Blonde

The awesome Mixture between a blonde and a brunnete. Usually is really intellegent, funny, and talented. Has a bit of a darker hair color then a dirty blonde

"Hey she's a sandy blonde"

by Awesome101 June 21, 2012

Chocolate covered blonde

A brunette with many blonde moments.

I would call you a dumb blonde, but youre a brunette.

It's okay, Im a chocolate covered blonde at heart :-P

by suppxlisa October 1, 2008

National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day

November 24 is now National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day. Find the Brunette/Blond you hate (or love?) with a burning passion and give him a nice smack across the face.

Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde

by The George that hates Cedric November 20, 2020

Blonde phase

When a blonde women of about 12-15 years old undergoes a stage of where she is very incompetent and stupid...

You must be going through a blonde phase..

by Jake phoshizlle doug April 23, 2007

Strawberry Blonde

A word self conscious gingers use to describe their hair color.

Ginger: "Um, excuse me, I'm strawberry blonde, not a ginger."
Blonde: "Not according to Urban Dictionary your not."

by LemonZest January 31, 2014