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Ur Ben
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A local junkie who probably smokes crack, meth and lots of other drugs in the woolies parking lot
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A word used by many teachers when Ben is messing with Kelly's hair and he won't stop being an eight year old prick.

What to do when handling with a Ben is to grab them behind the ear and staple a hole threw the ear lobe.

Another way to shut up a fucking stupid ass eight year old prick is to hit a pressure point of theirs and make them drop dead asleep.
I fucking hate Ben.

Ben sit the fuck down!!

Ben.. no..

Wh.. why???? BEN GIVE ME THE FUCKING PAINT BRUSH

I wish I had cancer instead of a student named Ben.
by DepressedTeachers March 22, 2018
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OH man thats so ben!
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This British Chap likes to drink milky tea.

He drives around his endz in a toaster.

Watch out this big boy is a dodgy geezer and will shank you if you try to go for a wee.

His voice breaks are more deadly than an angry women in the January sales.
Ben: Ronny! We have 7 minutes don't you dare have a wee!
by SlothInUrMum August 20, 2018
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Ben is the guy you want by your side in every situation. He is warm, strong but tender, loving, inspiring and an annoying CUNT!!!

But...... in his lonely time staring at black painted walls, he likes to imagine he has friends. All the friends he could of had if it wasn't for his imaginary girlfriend Hannah. This is what a Ben is and if you ever get to meet one....... well you wont they are boring.
(dad) Have you got a friend called ben?

(son) (looks at him confused) You know they have been endangered for the last 10 years.

(dad) Oh yeah!!!! (surprised look) ever since they have got rid of all those black painted walls.
by shlongmeister April 5, 2019
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