baking soda test

In order to find a responsible adult, all you need to do is look into their fridge and freezer, and check if they regularly changes the baking soda. The baking soda is used to absorb odors, and it's supposed to be changed every month. If you peer into someone's fridge, and they got a baking soda in there, and it's dated from like, a year ago, then you know they aren't even trying.

This is the tried-and-true method to figure out if someone is even worth being friends with, let alone date. It's the ultimate shit test, most people fail, so that's something you gotta watch out for. Now this isn't always a deal-breaker, but it's a red flag. Let me tell you, if you need a reason to start judging people, then this is a good place to start.

Me: "Yeah, she was cute and all, but I noticed she didn't past the baking soda test. She's seven months behind, I bet she doesn't even change her smoke alarm batteries, house basically a death trap"

My friend: "Dude what the hell is wrong with you?"

by arm_and_hammer_69 January 3, 2021

ball beating

The act of causing a somewhat form pain in your testicles while masturbating or while having sex in order to get pleasure.

Male 1: So... how was she in the bed?
Male 2: She was a bit lacking in bed, so I did some ball beating to bust.

by Magnimus Dongimus June 18, 2018

Breaking the Sound Barrier

The act of inserting one's penis into someone's ear. Also referred to as ear-sex.

"Dude, last night I almost got caught while I was breaking the sound barrier with Alex!"

by SpaztiC829 March 25, 2009

beating rice cakes

korean slang for having sex

yesterday they were beating rice cakes all night long

by gothicmikuchanxo January 18, 2010

Baking Cookies

The act of eating raw cookie dough while incredibly baked

I was so high last night that I pulled out a tub of cookie dough and started baking cookies.

by Jiveturkey January 17, 2013

child bearing

a reasonably acceptable way to tell your girlfriend she has a fat ass.

hey have you seen linda?
yea, her hips are real child bearing.

by plagueangel June 12, 2008

Yogi-Bearing

The act of taking booze by sneaking into random backyards and going through their outdoor fridges, mini-bars, or coolers. This is done when you don't have any money to buy booze, you do not want to buy booze, or you are not old enough to buy alcohol.

Yogi- A person who searches for and takes the booze.
Boo Boo- A person who keeps watch for people who would catch you.
(There can be multiple Yogis and Boo Boos)

Guy 1 "Hey dude, we are all out of money and beer!"
Guy 2 "Let's just go Yogi-Bearing."
Guy 1 "Ok, but ill be a Boo Boo since you got us caught last time when I was the Yogi."

by fwsd June 29, 2009