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Batman But Red

ok listen, theres batman, who is great. batman is one of the best superheros. 100%. but what if you made him red, and a discord mod? then you get Batman But Red, a total great guy, who is batman and a guy on discord!
i wish there was an actually good moderator on my server...
well just hire Batman But Red!
oh ok i will!
by burgerrrrrrrrr July 18, 2024
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Batman

a mythical fatass that takes up more space than the observable universe
by batman hater March 30, 2025
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Batman Glowing Green

The universally most common solution to a problem, the way Batman is always holding kryptonite to beat Superman. Used to take the place of a longer answer that is generally already known.
Addict: "I struggle with addiction."
Non-addict: "Batman Glowing Green."
by Dr. Mangoman April 29, 2025
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Batman and Superman Sus Story

When both of them all defeated all the evil of the world. Batman invited Superman to his batcave,and when Superman came to his house,he said Superman to come inside his room and by the bed,he unbuckled his belt and removed his underwear and showed its 20-centimeter dick and Superman was fascinated and mesmerized,he then said to Superman to suck it until Batman cummed and released the jizz,Superman followed and sucked his dick,There was a lot of moaning and it was so loud,it came out of the batcave,Luckily,his Butler was not yet in his Base. Superman was pleasured and Batman was pleased,He then Put on back his Underwear and Belt and put his hand on Superman’s Dick zone. Superman blushed and moaned,and Batman started caressing and rubbing it,Superman was hardly blushing and had moaned a lot of times. Then Batman started Masturbating it and Superman was thrilled and pleasured,he then said “Oh yes daddy!!” Then moaned as his jizz came out,then Batman sucked it up and “Mmm.. Yes,Good boy”.

Then Batman started to unbuckle his belt and took off his underwear,and Superman too did the same,then they did the 69 pose and sucked eachother’s penises and gooned after. Then put on their belt and underwear,Then the Butler came in and was blushing. He too joined in and undressed his pants and his underwear and masturbated,Gooned and edged.They all took turns having anal sex. And that is the end.
Batman and Superman are mostly rivals so In this reality,I made them have relationships close together,Thus the Name “Batman and Superman Sus Story”
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Superman and Batman

Superman was really wanting for sex and wanted some lovely activity with Batman,he invited Batman to his house and told him to follow him to his room and locked the door,then he caressed Batman’s dick and rubs it every 3 seconds,Batman blushed and was so horny. Then Superman starts to give him a handjob and masturbate his dick. His dick is so hard and as Superman is jerking it,Batman exclaimed “Oh yes..!!!,Ugh FASTER FASTER” and then said “I’M ABOUT TO CUM” and he cummed and made his underwear wet,and someone of the cum came out and on Superman’s Face and his floor. And he said “Good boy, and licks the semen” then he unbuckles his belt and undresses his clothes and underwear and throws them into the bed. He tells batman to do the same too,He then goes behind Batman on the bed and as his Dick hard,He then fucks it so hard and fast,Batman screamed “OH YES DADDY SUPERMAN,YES OHH THAT THING IS SO BIG!!”,Of course,Since he feels the pleasure,He cums as well and Superman too,They were both so pleased and as Batman was really horny,he sucked Superman’s Dick and sucked it hard. Superman exclaimed “Oh yes…Ohh yes… Go Batman do it faster…” and Batman did,Superman was so pleased,he moaned so hard and as his cum goes inside Batman,Batman stopped and was so pleased with his cum,and he put on his Underwear,Clothes and buckled his belt and said “Superman I want to meet you again next week daddy”.
Superman and Batman are the ones that I really want to have the gay sex
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Batman

A whiny little bitch who kills people because he is sad. He is the worst superhero ever he’s not even super he is just a loser. Who cares if you are rich that doesn’t mean you are a hero.
by Mr.FancyMarshmallow July 15, 2023
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Batman's Bedtime

Dawn, when the night is over and it's time to crash.
We had no idea how long we were talking and then now here we find that it's Batman's Bedtime, so we called it a night.
by arf79 July 20, 2023
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