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Bed Bath & Beyond

A nice store from a customer's point of view, however a horrendous company to work for. They pay their employees nothing and treat them like shit. I worked for one for 2 years, and saw it all in there.
I became depressed working for Bed Bath & Beyond.
by 00000069 January 10, 2018
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Norwegian Mud Bath

A sexual act comprised of only blonde haired, blue eyed female participants and black as coal male participants. During the act, the females array their naked bodies in a rectangular shape while the men defecate upon them continuously until the blonde hairs upon the females' heads turn entirely brown. The men and women then proceed to fornicate in their own filth.
Black man 1: Hey are you ready for the Norwegian mud bath tonight?
Black man 2: Fuck yes! Time to turn some blondes into brunettes!
by King Sundaro1 December 2, 2016
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Blood Bath

Cutting the crap out of yourself and getting into a nice warm bath right afterwards.
She cut all down her arms, legs, and stomach, filled the tub full of hot water, climbed in, and relaxed in her blood bath while watching the water turn red.
by IAteBush August 20, 2007
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bathing suit area

the parts of the body usually covered by a bathing suit that are fun to touch
"that girl's bathing suit area smelled like sizzlean"
by hammer November 9, 2006
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Bath Tub Trick

when a woman get up under the running water in the bathtub and allow the water pressure to do it's job on her clitoris
I was so horny and did not have any toys, so I used the bath tub trick to make me cum hard.
by soul_electronica April 16, 2011
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European Sponge Bath

The act of moistening one's pubic hairs and brushing them along his or her partner's naked body.
Kathy was feeling a bit dirty last night so I gave her a good ol' European Sponge Bath
by b2hoops December 1, 2009
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russian bird bath

When you partaking in sexual intercourse, you pull out and cum into his/her belly button, proceeding to slap your penis on the cum filled basin, chirping like a bird.
Daddy Kisses gave his girlfriend a russian bird bath last night. He said its his new favorite. Chirp chirp.
by Daddy Kisses February 1, 2017
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