A bean boat is a person that creates problems for themselves and others by simply attempting to do the things that they've been asked to do.
Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.
Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.
"I asked him to paint the door but somehow he managed to break the door , sprain his wrist AND fuck the carpet all at once, fucking bean boat."
by wurdyburdyhurdygurdy July 17, 2018
Get the bean boatmug. In 2022 a crack commando unit of small boat fishermen, and a cameraman, were put together by a YouTube star, who’s a bit of a big deal. These men promptly set about some of the most extreme small boat fishing seen in the British Isles. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as anglers of fortune. If you have a fish you don’t know how to catch and nobody else can help you, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Boat Pikey team.
“Are you fucking kidding me, there’s no chance of catching a fish that size on that gear, not unless you’re the Boat Pikeys”.
by FishFast September 3, 2022
Get the Boat Pikeysmug. Similar to a turtle head, a boat knob is a small piece of poo, that has emerged from the anus, while the rest of said poo is still submerged inside the rectum.
Bogan 1: Oi where's the dunny cunt I got a boat knob hangin out.
Bogan 2: Down the hall and to the right you filthy cunt.
Bogan 2: Down the hall and to the right you filthy cunt.
by Crumbed Cutlets March 31, 2016
Get the boat knobmug. Boat Bunnies are girls/women that use males and others for their boats. These Bunnies are hoes that wear bikinis and offer favors in order to be invited on boats in the future.
“Why is this girl in Jupiter, FL always on a boat?…it’s because she’s a Boat Bunny! She’s hooking up with them to get invited every weekend”
by anonymous February 27, 2022
Get the Boat Bunnymug. by AronTheChairJacoby September 5, 2016
Get the Pasta boatmug. Cool, gay and handsome. He may seem tall when you see him alone but do get fooles he is in fact very short when you see him with his friends. He is most known for being the cousin of the upcoming soundcloud rapper by the name of young magpie aka steen. Noa boat sometimes gets small attacks of autism but it doesn't stop him from living life to the fullest.
by Som En UZI September 11, 2018
Get the noa boatmug. by The Blodger October 27, 2011
Get the U-boatmug.