Shrimp boat

Blowing of ones nose through one nostril holding the other nostril closed with ones index finger also as an aid in aiming the snot and booger spray.

I shrimp boated a giant booger on the door handle.

by 666Ryder666 September 21, 2021

Pasta boat

Filling a bathtub with steaming pasta and having intercourse with a gay Italian

The cleaning lady had a hard time drying out the bathtubs from last nights pasta boat.

by AronTheChairJacoby September 5, 2016

boat knob

Similar to a turtle head, a boat knob is a small piece of poo, that has emerged from the anus, while the rest of said poo is still submerged inside the rectum.

Bogan 1: Oi where's the dunny cunt I got a boat knob hangin out.
Bogan 2: Down the hall and to the right you filthy cunt.

by Crumbed Cutlets March 31, 2016

boat waffle

A dick head. Probably named Mark Zuckerberg and verses in stealing other people's shit

Don't be a zuckerberg! Fuck you bro! Your mom's the boat waffle😂

by BradmfknBrad June 30, 2020

boat boner

An engorged clitoral area.

The little man on the boat has a boat boner.

My girlfriend got a boat boner from watching The Notebook.

by The sailor August 1, 2013

boat rat

A prostitute at a boat dock. A girl who loiters at any location that can be described as a boating port, looking for a sexual encounter

The crew was excited to find some boat rats after a long voyage on the seas.

by Oreoeater July 3, 2023

U-boat

When a man sneaks up on his girlfriend or wife while she is sleeping and puts it in her butt.

While Emma slept, Gary snuck under the covers and gave her the... u-boat.

by The Blodger October 27, 2011