batman wings

When one's testicles are sticking to the inner thigh

"Cory, i have some serious batman wings right now"

"You're the nastiest person i know"

by adtr160 September 1, 2017

Batman - Batman

Batman

Batman: I'm Batman
Guy: Ok.
Man: Ok.
Joker: Why so serious?
Man: Ok.
Joker: What's Batman - Batman?
Man: Ok.

by Jeff#4 February 24, 2025

Batman

A man that's a Bat

the man in the cave is a batman

by Infernoblaze14 March 27, 2022

Batman gag

When you put a mask in the mouth of the victim, (like the batman mask)

He just wouldn't stop screamin' so I BATMAN GAGGED him!

by Batman Gagger December 9, 2008

Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.

Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third May 9, 2023

We Be Batman

A way to say you and your friend are way cooler than everyone else within earshot.

Random person: "Who do you think you are?"
You and your friend in sync: "We be Batman."

by S0m3whatS1mpl3 January 22, 2019

Batman

Dar. Him.

Person: "Is that him?"
Person 2: "yes that's him. Batman."

by shh0w2020 May 16, 2023