TITTY BASHING

When a girl with big tits smacks a guy in the head with her large mounds during sex.

When a stripper whacks her knockers on guys head during a stripping session

My head hurts Joe. That stripper gave me a good titty bashing last night.

by kidlou January 9, 2011

cougar bashing

when one relatively young guy goes after a rather old female and makes love the term is called cougar bashing similar to cougar hunting

dude am happy i went cougar bashing last night and it was good

by the night elf April 29, 2013

balsinger

someone who likes to give/receive a crumpkin.
also see crumpkin.

Last night i hooked up with a balsinger.

by jay savage January 31, 2008

baking in a cup

The act of pooping in a dixie cup (and or any other paper/plastic cup, because you don't want use a glass for sanitary reasons *poop is hard to wash off of dishes*) and have your partner finger the poop cup, licking his/her's finger's in-between each stroke. Meanwhile you urinate/ejaculate (whichever your preference is) onto their head.

"hey sally you want to go bake in a cup?"
sally:"sure... like what? cookies? muffins?"
"nope... poop"
sally:"yeah... I'm not gonna do that"
"bitch..."
baking in a cup

by flex-o August 10, 2010

Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven

When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.

M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*

by moosir2u September 22, 2011

t-baring

VERB.
A math term. In algebra when you are currently in the act of T-baring. T-baring gives you two solutions.

Visual: (x+4)|(x-4)
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x+4=0 |x-4=0
x= -4 |x= 4

"You would then T-bar to get your two solutions."
"We are currently in the act of T-baring."

by 3mber February 17, 2008

Bazinga

Sorry, my apologies

Milli: youre a douche
Bullet: Bazinga! i didnt mean to steal your waffle

by Chuck Bass_waf# October 3, 2011