by PussydestroyerXXX6969 April 9, 2018
Get the Austin Mckinneymug. 1. a sexy girl that can and will steal your man
2. will never get a tan because she’s whiter than paper
2. will never get a tan because she’s whiter than paper
by therealgod January 4, 2020
Get the miranda austinmug. The worlds greatest couple. They’ve been through hell and back, yet at the end of the day they still got each other. They are each other’s world and nothing will change that. They are meant for each other. Austin treats her like a queen and she treats him like a king. If you ever get a Carla and Austin in life, don’t lose it or you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Everyone will try to break you up but your love is no match for hoes, bitches and niggas in this world
by Iloveyouaustin November 17, 2017
Get the carla and austinmug. One of the Two half-prophets of Chungus. Chungus used him and the other half prophet to reveal the 10 Chungus commandments. According to the Chungusanian Bible, the year 2020 A.D will be the year of the his crucifixion.
Example:
Guy 1:"Bro I heard Austin Bangs just had another Vision"
Guy 2:"I wonder if it was another chungus commandment?"
Guy 1:"Bro I heard Austin Bangs just had another Vision"
Guy 2:"I wonder if it was another chungus commandment?"
by maestrogeicho January 8, 2020
Get the Austin Bangsmug. The bro unicorn. The safest and best of all bros.
Austin bros have money, but not too much money (or they would never want you to feel uncomfortable with their net worth). They enjoy pools, 4 to 6 weeks of vacation a year, mid sized SUVs with aggressive off-road capabilities with a car wash membership close by. But they are also anti-historical bro — they don’t care for sports, hate fraternities, don’t bang loud obnoxious angry music, respect women, drink responsibly, not in good ol boy clubs, don’t care about clothing brands (as long as it’s the brands they care about), didn’t go to upper end colleges, don’t wear axe all the times but only on the most special of occasions.
This is the safest version of a bro that exisits. These are loyal bros. Great husband and dad material, masters on the grill and smoker, and excel at odd hobbies like fly fishing and urban gardening.
Austin bro vehicles:
4Runner TRD’s (usually blacked out)
Ford Broncos (2” lift)
Sometimes f150’s (if they have boats)
Austin bro wardrobe:
Howler brothers
Vuori
Levi’s
Surf brands
Austin bros have money, but not too much money (or they would never want you to feel uncomfortable with their net worth). They enjoy pools, 4 to 6 weeks of vacation a year, mid sized SUVs with aggressive off-road capabilities with a car wash membership close by. But they are also anti-historical bro — they don’t care for sports, hate fraternities, don’t bang loud obnoxious angry music, respect women, drink responsibly, not in good ol boy clubs, don’t care about clothing brands (as long as it’s the brands they care about), didn’t go to upper end colleges, don’t wear axe all the times but only on the most special of occasions.
This is the safest version of a bro that exisits. These are loyal bros. Great husband and dad material, masters on the grill and smoker, and excel at odd hobbies like fly fishing and urban gardening.
Austin bro vehicles:
4Runner TRD’s (usually blacked out)
Ford Broncos (2” lift)
Sometimes f150’s (if they have boats)
Austin bro wardrobe:
Howler brothers
Vuori
Levi’s
Surf brands
Austin bro can defined through a Saturday morning text: Hey Bro, bring the kids over poolside today. I’m throwing a brisket on and I brought some IPA’s back from our trip out west.
by CousinToAnAustinBro July 2, 2022
Get the Austin Bromug. by Taylerlovesliv March 12, 2021
Get the Liv Austinmug. Former drummer for the Christian band, Mercy Me (known for the song “I Can Only Imagine”). He appears at the end of their film, drumming at the concert. Former Lifechurch.tv worship leader who created and designed the Christmas Eve Show tradition at the church (which can be found on YouTube). A very well known drummer, singer, songwriter, guitarist, pianist, and producer in the Christian musician community who has travelled the world and worked with over a dozen well known Christian artists, been on several Christian tv programs, and helped shaped worship leading at churches to modernize it and make it up more creative, personal, and progressive. Looks like Ben Stiller.
by TrueFactsAlways March 1, 2022
Get the Trent Austinmug.