Austin

the most autistic dumfucking retard that you will ever find in this clown filled circus.He is low iq low eq low sq low aq and does everything the wrong way.Nigga thinks he is on top of the world and one of the niggas when they see him says he darker than under the bed

"oh, he is a typical austin"

by austism041 January 19, 2025

Austin

a FRIGGIN NERD!
The type of dude to call you a nerd but be one himself.

Person 1: That guy's a nerd!
Person 2: Oh, that's Austin

by xqrm February 13, 2025

Austin

An Austin is great but they think they're amazing. They are great people to tell your secrets to and may even tell you a couple secrets of theirs. An Austin is usually very kind, sweet, and funny. Just don't let them tease you they're usually not very good at it but man will they tease.

"Austin is a guy" - Austin

by anonymous March 8, 2025

Austin

A creature that looks like a grown man, except a baby at the same time. It is not human, It is an austin. The austin is usually a household pet. Some austins can be found in the wild deep in west Texas, rural Florida, and sometimes the deep Atlantic.

We should buy an austin.

You have an austin?

Mom, can we please please please get an austin??

Look! A wild austin!

by TheCodfishMaster March 18, 2025

Austin

The best football player/singer/artists/track runner in the UNIVERSE and his hair is AMAZING even when it's WET and he's SO NICE!!!

Girl A: oh my gosh, who is that?

Girl B: Thats Austin👅

by Rawrr.Montyyy March 21, 2025

Austin

Only eats Mac and cheese

Yeah that’s Austin, he only eats Mac and cheese.

by RobertHillthe2nd May 13, 2025

Austin

He is the type of guy to do something illegal then say he did it by accident. He's average height but needs to get more calcium by chugging milk. Austin is nice and has a weird obsession with men and balls. Don't forget he is obsessed with doves and pigeons. He is a black NIG-

Wow Austin's setting a trap again for the dove.

by Tejas Pillay June 28, 2025