by Bobby sizu April 1, 2019
Get the Austin Potsmug. The scenario of a man having an option between suitors, although not knowing whether the suitors have interest in the man in question, although suspected. Usually consists of four options: choose one, choose the other, wait it out, or start over with a new, unrelated suitor. The scenario usually ends badly for the man in said paradox, and the man is haunted with the thought of what could have been had he chosen another option.
“Yeah, my friend is caught in an Austin Paradox. He’s having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what he should do. I pity him.”
by Helixgamingco August 19, 2021
Get the Austin Paradoxmug. 
A sexual predator in grade twelve that fiends on the younger females in our school. Usually under the age of 14 and must be two years younger than himself.. be cautious children.
by Gregory Heffley September 11, 2018
Get the Austin Tremblaymug. A true badass, that probably likes to fish and is a true lady killer, someone who generally does not give a fuck!
by Marlin man March 22, 2017
Get the austin piercemug. by Matthew Porzingus November 7, 2018
Get the Austin Goukermug. Former drummer for the Christian band, Mercy Me (known for the song “I Can Only Imagine”). He appears at the end of their film, drumming at the concert. Former Lifechurch.tv worship leader who created and designed the Christmas Eve Show tradition at the church (which can be found on YouTube). A very well known drummer, singer, songwriter, guitarist, pianist, and producer in the Christian musician community who has travelled the world and worked with over a dozen well known Christian artists, been on several Christian tv programs, and helped shaped worship leading at churches to modernize it and make it up more creative, personal, and progressive. Looks like Ben Stiller.
by TrueFactsAlways March 1, 2022
Get the Trent Austinmug.