August 8

August 8 is National Fuck Buddy day;
Today's the day you fuck someone close

"Hey man, it's August 8, you know what that means!"
"Oh, Fuck Buddy day? Well that's something."

by Guiltoi August 8, 2021

August 3rd

The day axel sucks your dick day

Alex : Bro axel its august 3rd!
Axel: Lemme suck that dick boy

by Joanxef August 3, 2021

august 28

the day that all the best people are born. also national popeyes day

person1: how come Shania Twain is so awesome and successful

person2: she was born on august 28th

by shiannelove2008 November 24, 2020

August 8th

If your birthday is August 8th, your friends must by you sweets on that day. You may also ask for one thing off each of them and they shall give it to you

Person A: Can I have some skittles?

Person B: Why? Is Your birthday August 8th?

Person A: Yes!

Person B: Sure then!

by Lemon goddess 🍋 October 16, 2020

August 24th

Ask your crush out day

Girl 1: do you know what day it is?
Girl 2: yes Tuesday August 24th..?
Girl 1: no it’s national ask your crush out day!
Girl 2: so should I ask my crush out then?
Girl 1:Yesss!

by S€xG0D6375 August 23, 2021

No Alcohol August

A Challenge where a person must not drink anything containing Alcohol for the whole month of August.

Mike: You doing No Alcohol August or No Nut November this year?
Guy: Oh yeah, and don't forget Destroy Dick December!

by MattDruid May 10, 2020

august 15

august 15

the day that the most prettiest, kindest, most wonderful boy was born

omg ur bday is august 15? you are soooo cool

by claritysage October 5, 2021