Hey bro ask me about my penis, well what's there to ask about your penis I can't say anything when it's down my throat
by trippy dippy January 17, 2023
a question that is not intended to troll or have any undertones of condescension.
created by Paul P.
created by Paul P.
"He made an IG poll to get opinions on a question that was devoid of agenda. He was nonsarcastically asking."
by donnarumma August 01, 2021
Dude 1: wassup dude fortnite chapter 4 season 2 just got released
Dude 2: im sorry… but i cant remember that i asked
Dude 2: im sorry… but i cant remember that i asked
by Impostor (sus) March 10, 2023
by elpablos August 25, 2022
A shortened way of saying, "You may only speak to me when I give you direct permission to do so."
This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.
This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.
Bob and Jim are co-owners of a company. Billy is a lowly grunt working for them.
Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I didn't either
Jim: ...
Bob: ...
Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!
Bob & Jim: I didn't ask
Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired
Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I didn't either
Jim: ...
Bob: ...
Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!
Bob & Jim: I didn't ask
Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired
by wtf do I write in here bro July 17, 2024
Because you can just you can just do what I told you to in relationship to the problem THAT I OUTLINED EXPLICITLY AND NOT THE ONE YOU WANT TO HELP FUCKING "PEOPLE" WITH.
Hym "Why not ask for help? Because you don't actually give help. That isn't a thing I can get from you. All I'm currently getting is bloviating about what 'people' want and I am not fucking 'people' am I? So no. I'm not going to grovel at your feet. You and your entire profession are the worst conceivable people because at least you're kind of allowed to kill the murderers and rapists. And don't say this is 'manipulation' because I don't actually care what you do in response to this. I'm just going to find a kid to kill and kill myself. None of this matters."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2024
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