Cauc-Asian

White (caucasian) Dad to a Chinese adopted son/daughter.

My Dad likes to call himself a “cauc-asian” because I’m Asian and he’s Caucasian.

by juuliquent November 30, 2020

faze asian

Faze Asian is a name of a person who is hard to manage and cannot hold a relationship. He can commonly wears glasses and looks Asian when takes them off

Hey faze Asian u look very gay today

by Dragonnight5Yt October 28, 2019

Asian by Proxy

A non-Asian person who relentlessly adopts Asian culture, food, and its holidays is Asian by proxy. They know more about Korean barbecue or Vietnamese pho than should be allowed. They understand the eye contact paradox (Westerners insist on eye contact as respect, Asians refuse to make eye contact to elders to honor them.)

Look at blondie, ordering sushi, no idea what she asked for, but Asian by proxy.

by Silent Barracuda October 1, 2016

Asian Fingaling

There are wild asian fingalings with no butt-clenching abilities - the poop just slides out once in the sitting down position. Every chair presents a major risk to society,

Please stop pooping everywhere, you Asian Fingaling

by kaleyaryaryar January 5, 2021

eggy asian

One of those farts that you just can't explain how grim it smells. The type that makes you lose your appetite for a month. Committed by those wo really don't give a shit about others.

Omg mark just pulled an eggy asian in English!

by fartgal1 November 11, 2019

Asian Parents

No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.

Asian Parents be like:

Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)

The description of the thing (The one B)

The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

old or asian

An Aussie game:
Rules: If someone cuts you off dangerously while driving/in traffic, the driver and the passenger choose between themselves who votes old and who votes Asian.
Then speed up beside the fucker and whichever it is gets a point.

100% Accuracy rate.

Game of old or asian :
driver: "MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE ME CRASH FUCKKKKKK" "FUCKING DUMBCUNT DICKHEAD LEARN TO DRIVE" *beepbeep*
passenger: "Asian yo"
Driver: "it's on betcha $50 it was an old cunt"
*speeds up beside offender*
Driver: "Pay up bitch that could be my mother's lover"
Passenger: "fuck me"

by Averageaussietrashcan May 20, 2018