by That1weeb.org October 19, 2020
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He is just the nicest kid i know he is fucken modest about everything he does, his abillty to include everyone in everything he does is amazing, he dosent really rake poon but he loves to think he does, he always says to the boys that he got in but really he only got fresh hooks once in his life.
Overall he is a nice kid and he will play AFL (if he grows!!)
Overall he is a nice kid and he will play AFL (if he grows!!)
by P.S:POONSLAYER68+1 September 29, 2011
Get the Ashley Krakauer mug.Ash Horne is from the band The Midnight Beast (TMB) with Stefan Abingdon and Dru Wakely. They have a large following on Youtube and their parody of Tik Tok by KE$HA went to no. 1 on the Australian charts.
Ash is the most good looking guy in the band. Fit. Funny guy with an awesome laugh. Up for anything. Makes the name Ashley work. Lovely eyes. Could probably model something for a fashion industry. He probably smells good too. Makes Stefan Abingdon look just ok when he is probably actually good looking. "He has special powers and can stay up for seven whole hours."* The Midnight Beast are quite awesome.
*(quote from The Midnight Beast song: Ninjas)
Ash is the most good looking guy in the band. Fit. Funny guy with an awesome laugh. Up for anything. Makes the name Ashley work. Lovely eyes. Could probably model something for a fashion industry. He probably smells good too. Makes Stefan Abingdon look just ok when he is probably actually good looking. "He has special powers and can stay up for seven whole hours."* The Midnight Beast are quite awesome.
*(quote from The Midnight Beast song: Ninjas)
Girl 1: Why does Ashley Horne look so good in every freaking photo?
Girl 2: I don't know ..maybe Ash was just born that way.
Boy : I wish I were like that. (hangs his head in sadness)
Girl 2: I don't know ..maybe Ash was just born that way.
Boy : I wish I were like that. (hangs his head in sadness)
by Tipsofmytoes April 7, 2010
Get the Ashley Horne mug.Mike Ashley is a fat cockney bastard. He loves to shag Dennis Wise and will suck you off for a pound. He is foaming because Amanda Staveley spent £40 of his money on a curry. He has to change his shirt every half our coz he’s fat as fuck the smelly bellend
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Him: Oh, did you hear about Ashley Purdy?
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Her: Yea! He just became president of the world!
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