Armadillo Boner

When your penis starts to get erect and curls up and backward towards the lower stomach because a object is on top of the penis

"I got a armadillo boner because she was sitting on my lap", " I had to put groceries on my lap and it gave me an armadillo boner".

by Big Zarz August 21, 2025

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Armadillo

Jerking oneself off with the use of your arms legs and head.

My mate josh said he armadillos when he's lonely.

by Porgie August 30, 2025

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Reputation Armor is an award in the game Last Chaos. Reputation armor may only be worn by characters who have participated in the Guardian system. After a character has earnedand boots for their class. After they have earned 100 Reputation Points they may purchase and wear the Guardian shirt, pants, and helm for their class. The reputation armor is about as strong as the level 20-22 armor set for your class.

If a player wants to show their reputation armor they can use 50 Reputation Points and sport a pair of the Guardian gloves

by ReputationArmor October 4, 2011

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Squishy armor

Metal, armor, chains, or scales tattooed on one's body to make one appear to be tougher than one actually is. The process does not make one's skin tougher, but tends to actually tenderize the muscles, having an adverse effect on the relative toughness of the skin.

The bouncer looked tough, but we noticed it was mostly just the squishy armor all over his arms.

by batlrar October 18, 2012

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Strong armed

When the bæ's grip is so strong, that a handy feels like it's about to rip off

Guy 1- so how was your night with Caroline?
Guy 2- it was good but... I didn't realize how strong armed she was. Still hurts man.

Guy 1- did you cum?
Guy 2- Dern sure

by Wyldmann27 March 17, 2015

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