When your penis starts to get erect and curls up and backward towards the lower stomach because a object is on top of the penis
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Reputation Armor is an award in the game Last Chaos. Reputation armor may only be worn by characters who have participated in the Guardian system. After a character has earnedand boots for their class. After they have earned 100 Reputation Points they may purchase and wear the Guardian shirt, pants, and helm for their class. The reputation armor is about as strong as the level 20-22 armor set for your class.
If a player wants to show their reputation armor they can use 50 Reputation Points and sport a pair of the Guardian gloves
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